I am a paradox. I think far too much and way less than I should. I try to help and learn as much as a can. I have a soft spot for the passion that spills out of people, well made costumes, and beautiful things in general. A precocious growup.
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering “the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee”. now imagine that’s you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on
So what is the honey of the human being that the good lord is harvesting from us?
guy who gets so mad about losing a video game that instead of punching his wall he goes and gets his electric hole saw and it’s not battery powered so has to run an extension cord and it’s a whole thing
*loses game* fuCK *put on appropriate footwear, long pants, and eye protection, and ties back hair and tucks or removes any hanging clothing or jewelry that could potentially get caught in a moving part* FUCK THIS *walks to garage and takes reciprocating saw out of its case, where it is being safely kept away from water and other things that may damage the saw* MOTHERF- *reads user manual because it’s been a while since operating the saw, also replaces the dull blade with a sharp blade for safety and efficiency* I CARRIED THE WHOLE FUCKIN TEAM *inspects extension cord for any damage, then plugs into a grounded outlet and tapes down anywhere the cord could potentially be a tripping hazard* FUCKIN SHIT *uses stud finder to make sure the area is clear and cuts a lovely little fist sized hole next the computer* oh mY GOD
HAH! When I was working on character/prop design on Arthur, the script just said that Buster showed up in his pajamas. But since it struck me that Arthur’s pajama design included bunny slippers… and his best friend was a bunny, it seemed fitting to include Aardvark slippers on Buster’s pajama design.
Apparently the storyboard artist was amused and he featured the slippers in a closeup! I was so proud!
It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“
At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.
This man is a legend.
warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind
my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk
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okay but this is a power move above any other
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It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/1fd447caa3b037691cd21fe9101a7388/tumblr_oyqfosuqIB1rhavdko1_500.png)
